Firetruck Makes Slip N’ Slide Awesome, Black People No Show

In what began as an effort to make a spring day more enjoyable, a fire truck showed up at a local slip n’ slide and scared a half dozen black people off who had a difficult time understanding why white people would willfully volunteer to be shot with a firehose. First suburban kids chose to sit in the back of the bus, then they began listening to jungle jams, and now they’re reenacting Jim Crow videos they saw in class… Damn wiggers.