Originally written on Beer Mug Sports  |  Last updated 1/25/12

Here are the top five douche moves made by sports fans in the option of Beer Mug Sports.  If you do any of these, please stop immediately. 

1.       Dressing in a tennis outfit while watching a tennis match.  (This only goes for the D-Bags that wear the WHOLE DAMN getup.) You aren't Boris Becker, so stop dressing like him you pecker! 

1a.  Dressing exactly like a golfer while being a spectator at a golf tournament.  Come on man! Those outfits even make the golfers look like D-Bags..  Pink spikes to match pink pants - Unacceptable. 

2.      Wearing a jersey with the name on the back, for a team that doesn’t put names on the back. Everyone that is going to see you knows that Derek Jeter is #2, so don't make yourself look stupid and splurge for the real one! 

3.      Wearing a glove at a baseball game.  Odd are you aren't going to catch a ball, so why look like a 7 year old and have to carry a glove around for 4 hours?   Go buy yourself a $12 hardball you cheap bastard, or catch it with your bare hands like a real man! 

4.      Dressing Up in a Costume to a game.  You look like a moron and we are all laughing at you, so be a normal person and take off the stupid attention getting outfit!  Its like you are making up for not being breastfed as an infant. 

  • ·        The only exceptions to this are:
    • ·   The Dog Pound Members
    • ·   People in the Black Hole
    • ·   Hot Chicks on Halloween

5.      Wearing big things on your head. This even means you Cheeseheads!  This is a sporting event, and we want to watch the game.  I didn’t pay for obstructed seats, so take that massive piece of rubber off of your head you selfish bastard! 

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