Originally posted on Cardinals Diaspora  |  Last updated 4/18/13
That game was so ugly, it went into a haunted house and came out with an application.  You're right. That wasn't funny. And neither is the sequence of numbers 0, 1, 2. As in 0 runs, 1 hit and 2 errors. If Stanley Kubrick was around, I think he'd be working on Clockwork 2.  Thank goodness Carlos Beltran was able to scratch out 1 hit, otherwise literally hundreds of Pirate fans in attendance would have had something to cheer about for the first time since the 1990s. (Side: this won the 'Hyundai Drive of the Game' award. Considering the Cardinals have deals in place to run these promotions every game, what happens when they get no-hit?) At least the bullpen is getting on tra... what's that? They got lit up for 3 runs to salt this one away? Well at least Shelby Miller is showing why he's the '5th' starter. 6 innings and 2 runs on the road? You'll take that 10 times out of 10 from your 5th. I guess you're going to have games like this when you play 162. Every team
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