Game 61 Recap: Cubs 0, Pale Hosers 0, Rain 1

Rainout W - Nature L - Humans Photos Things to Take from This Game 1. It got rained out.  No reschedule date set, yet.   The soggy details, below. Game Recap Pregame  ach mutti, es regnet.  Ozzie Guillen is talking about rats. LouPa on Von Joshua:  "He's got some work to do." LouPa is Not a Dragon. LouPa has enough problems handling the Chicago Cubs LouPa is not a specialist on steroids. LouPa wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer. Parachat Recap   Pregame Crunch wants to have Carlos's babies. we make No Cheaters take a pee-test. What are we apologizing for? LouPa's New Hat.  Soriano is Leading Off!! LouPa Is Not: a member of Devo Ryno needs to change. and he should start with his haircut. Carlos wins at Gay Chicken. Cubs record in games recapped on the new, functioning computer moves to 1 Rainout.