Originally posted on BlackSportsOnline  |  Last updated 2/19/13
I have a theory on why all this is currently happening to the Heat players.  The team is very good, they won a title, Lebron is in Optimus Bron mode and there is literally nothing negative you can say about them at this time. So, you start going after their personal lives.  Why wasn’t Savannah at the White House and All-Star with Lebron, Lil Wayne saying he slept with Chris Bosh’s wife and then you have your Media Take Out style stuff. A groupie writes an open letter to MTO, trying to expose Dwyane Wade to Gabrielle Union.  Regular groupie stuff, but here are the most important parts. So its only right i put Dwayne Wade on blast. First and foremost i’d like to thank ***** Wade, his cousin for booking my numerous of flights.  Ohh yea, hi Ms. Union. Good too see you stuck around and have a few more pieces of clothing inside of his house. The kitchen looks great by the way. I love the new counter tops. I would also like to thank Rich, the chef for his amazing breakfast. His cookies are the best.  And last but not least I’d like to thank Dwayne for always making me feel comfortable on your side of the bed. Hiding pictures in your drawer. You know the night stand next to your side of the bed, the one with the two drawers. Think the picture is the one with you and Sanaa Lathan in it.  Also Gabrielle you are a little to old to be making Valentines day Photo albums. Leave that to the young girls your man cheats on you with. Dont believe me, i took a picture of the picture.  FYI your man likes fat asses you might need to get you one. Last but not least. I will send you a picture of the bags your man left in the hotel room i f*cked him in. lol  The groupie included some ticket info and allegedly there was a photo of Gabby in Valentine’s Day lingerie, you know the regular groupie exposing kit. Is it true? Probably, does really matter though?  The part that the groupies don’t seem to understand is that most of the #1 ladies are aware of their man cheating ways and simply don’t care. Once again they are hanging with President Obama, Jay Z and Beyonce, while the groupie is sending letters to Media Take Out, who is really winning here?
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