Happy Uno de Mayo!

I’m getting an upper-body injury (headache) over all these idiot coaches and their injury speak. This was Pittsburgh’s Dan Bylsma on Jordan Staal’s injury: “We’re undisclosed with the injury.” We’re undisclosed with the injury? What are you inventing a new language here? Isn’t he pretty much saying to his fans, “We’re not only lying to you, but we’re lying right to your face”? At least John Tortorella has the decency (decency?) to say, “I’m not going to tell you” rather than make up or misuse words in the language with which to lie. Anyway, if the Canadiens want to target Staal, it’s pretty obvious what the injury is, and they can easily confirm it by going to the video in about three seconds. Likewise, the Habs are going “lower-body injury” with Danny Markov, when I could tell you what the injury is. Meanwhile, the Flyers’ Paul Holmgren, of all people, was...