Found April 15, 2013 on It's Always Sunny in Detroit:
YouTube I hear that Fandango is a popular new wrestler in the WWE.  I hear that Mr. Fandango’s thing is his fancy entrance into the ring.  He comes out like he’s facing elimination on Dancing with the Stars.  Joined by a cutie-patootie salsa dancer, Fandango basically has her be the show as he feels his greased-up self up while performing a few pelvic thrusts.  It’s actually quite bland and very far from awesome. But, have 51 aspiring NFL cheerleaders, aspiring Houston Texans cheerleaders to be exact, start doing the Fandango and it suddenly gets a lot closer to being awesome. And just in case you were weirdly curious as to what the actual Fandango entrance looks like, here you go.
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