Step 1: Have it be raining outside
Step 2: Walk outside of office, towards subway station.
Step 3: Walk by two guerrilla marketing people representing Nokia who happen to be giving out FREE Nokia Umbrella's
Step 4: Consider yourself auspicious and happily walk towards Union Square subway station.
Step 5: Realize 6 train is about to leave, run down stairs, and stick new found umbrella in between closing subway car doors. Use leverage of high-quality, free umbrella/crowbar to pry doors open doors.
Step 6: Continue prying for about 8 seconds until doors finally open
Step 7: Invite other almost-too-late passengers to join you
Step 8: Be hero for a moment
Step 9: Have undercover cop show you his badge and order you off of the train
Step 10: Expletive!
Step 11: Look at other cop there up and down and make confused face because he looks like an freshman computer science major at NYU (because he's Asian)
Step 12: Don't acknowledge or apologize that your broke the MTA's law because its never worth kissing a pigs cops ass under any circumstance.
Step 13: Realize that your getting a ticket for this so break out lines you think are funny and that also annoy cops such as:
- "You guys really fooled me, you DEFINITELY don't look like cops at all!"
- "This is by far the hottest subway platform in the city. You guys have to stand here all day? Wow!"
- "You guys must be right out of cadet school, right? No way a cop with tenure gets this beat! LOL!"
Step 14: When the cop hands you ticket that says $100, say "That's it? No problem".
Step 15: Don't say "thanks". Instead just stand there until cop realizes that you aren't going to say thanks or bye and he walks away.
Original Story:
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