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I really hate to say this because I am a God-fearing man, but if something tragic was to happen to Justin Bieber I really wouldn’t mind. I wouldn’t jump for joy, but a part of me would feel like life makes sense again. Since we can’t kill Bieber, we can at least imagine putting him on a stranded island in the middle of nowhere never to be heard from again. Why we can’t do this is really beyond me? As long as they have enough food and survival needs it’s really not that bad.
Anyway, so we have Bieber on the list. He’s out onto our mysterious island where he’ll never be heard from again. If there were a lot of people voting I feel like this would be a unanimous pick – meaning I’m confident with this one. I have nine other tickets to punch.
Hit the jump to see who they are…
9.) Alex Rodriguez
Here’s the thing – I don’t hate A-Rod. I just think he’s a moron. I don’t think he has a brain in his head. However, I’m sick of hearing about him and I don’t even want to think about wha
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