It's On Motherf-ckers!

Tonight's the night.My friends want to watch the game with me, but I warned them that this would not be a good idea. In fact, it would be best if everyone just avoided me all day and night until the carnage is over and finished with. I'm liable to do anything. Throw **** at the television? Oh **** yea. Yell expletives at players and coaches alike? Absofuckinglutely. Repeatedly kick someone in the balls until they start speaking in perfect ancient Aramaic? **** and yes.Because I don't **** around when it comes to games like tonight. I'm like Shawn Merriman and Bill Romanowski's steroid infused love child. Do. Not. ****. With. Me. Tonight. In fact, just stay away. For your own safety. I'm like the Wolfman at full moon. Except with cooler hair.We'll be round here for the official FN Keys To The Game later on. For now: --I've got your 3 factors game preview at Miami New Times.--Omar Kelly breaks down Who's Got The Edge--Ethan Skolnick talks about Chad...