Originally posted on FatManWriting  |  Last updated 5/10/13
Tell me if I'm wrong guys, but when we were in high school and college there were just a few things we needed to have the perfect life--babes, beer, bad ass ride, bucks, and balls (baseballs, footballs; whatever your game of choice is). Most of us are probably far from living the life that we envisioned back then, but not Angels starting pitcher C.J. Wilson. No, he's got  it all--he's got the balls (starting pitcher for a MLB team); he's got the bucks (5-year, $75 million contract--so he can clearly afford the beer); he's got the bad ass ride and will be getting THE ride next year. And now he has the babe as well. Who cares what C.J. looks like, right? The happy twosome announced the engagement via Twitter on Wednesday with Lisalla posting a pitcher of the rock C.J gave her (it was a doozy). If you don't keep up with your supermodels, Lisalla is a Brazilian supermodel. So I'm guessing that while being exotic and hot she will also have one of those incredibly sexy ...
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