It’s a slow sports day, so here is a video of professional bowlers freaking out on fans and eachother

As the Wednesday after the Super Bowl typically seems to be, today is a slow sports day. The collective media is catching its breath and recharging its batteries after a hard-working and perhaps even debauchery-filled week in Indianapolis, and with only mid-week regular season NBA, college hoops, and NHL games going on, there isn’t a whole lot to get worked up about. And speaking of getting worked up… I had no idea that professional bowling was so rife with outbursts such as these: TAKE THAT YOU BOTTLE *****! Via Bob’s Blitz, here is the complete context for Jason Belmonte’s outburst. I’ve decided I’m going to start using this as trash talk in ironic circumstances. Let’s say I roll up next to a Honda Civic in my Toyota Corolla Sport (that’s right, I’ve got the sport package with spoiler and racing stripe) at a traffic light. As soon as it turns green, I’m flooring it, leaving the Civic in my dust, and yelling TAKE THAT ...