Jaguars Plan To Draft Tim Tebow....Already?

You are probably wondering why I put a Tim Tebow jersey in a Jacksonville Jaguars uniform. If you are wondering about this, I am sorry to say this, but you are a complete dumbass. You shouldn't be wondering at all why that jersey is there because if you read the goddamn title right up there on top of this awesome article, you'll know why I put this there. But enough rabble-rousing, let's get to the news I am trying to discuss with you here.As Shutdown Corner has brought to my attention, the Jacksonville Jaguars have planned to draft Florida Gators star quarterback Tim Tebow in the upcoming 2010 NFL Draft. Says the team's owner, Mr. Wayne Weaver:"Star power is incredible, and Tebow is an iconic figure. That's very compelling. He clearly is an outstanding football player and would be an asset to any football organization."Hey, it might happen. If David Garrard struggles horribly, they might go to recently-added backup quarterback Luke McCown. But hey, what if he doesn't work either? Tim Tebow may be the choice. But the chances of that are slim. Although they were predictions for this season of the Jags drafting a QB in the Draft, it's likely not going to happen.Why else would David lose 20 pounds. He wants to get more mobile and I think he is going to pretty good this year...except when it's against the Colts. Wait, not done yet:Because you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day You had a bad dayI'm sorry David.