January Jones Would Like to Close Out Your Victory Tuesday

From this month's GQ cover story, Mad Men's January Jones. The Dude and I agreed that she's one of the most beautiful girls maybe ******* ever and I'm pretty sure she single-handedly started this whole Blonde Phase I've been going through since early this year. If you read the interview, she loves beer, gets drunk, loves football, was a stoner in high school and is dressing up as either Polamalu or Housh for Halloween this year. That sound you just heard was The Dude and I trying to contain ourselves from flooding a whole city in ****. We figured you deserved a good reward to cap off an awesome day filled with great love and comments for our team. All Dolphins fans feel as ******* light and beautiful as January Jones looks up there. To quote the band Pavement: 'It's a brand new era / It feels great." Victory Mondays/Tuesdays are awesome. via Deadspin admittedly