Found March 28, 2012 on Sorry Bro: Sports Through Houser:
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I repeat, for like the 10th time, Kenny Powers is based off of Jose Canseco. Mexican baseball leagues, playing baseball on something, being abnormal and never making it back to the Bud Selig Major Leagues.
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Al Gore Is Dead… According To Jose Canseco

If news comes from the Twitter account of Jose Canseco, it’s probably not true. But, I guess you can never be too sure that it’s false news… This is what Canseco tweeted about a half hour before I made this post: al gore was a head of his time .i miss him rest in peace buddy hug for u — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012 I don’t know how you could be lying/joking...

Professor Jose Canseco has scheduled a pop quiz on global warming for Wednesday

The above message, tweeted early Wednesday morning, let all those who follow Jose Canseco on Twitter know that he will be dropping some knowledge about global warming on the Twittersphere sometime Wednesday and of course, there will be a pop quiz afterward. But will it be multiple choice or an essay? Will Canseco be grading [...]

Jose Canseco offers to play for Los Angeles Dodgers for free

    Yesterday we found out a group of investors that includes NBA legend Magic Johnson won the bid to purchase Major League Baseball’s Los Angeles Dodgers. With the news came expected congratulatory remarks directed towards Johnson, many to his Twitter account. Former major league player Jose Canseco was among those who reached out to [...]

Canseco: Owning the Mets Is Bad For My Portfolio

Looks like Jose Canseco is playing the lottery these days. He’s asked the Mets, Red Sox, A’s and Blue Jays for jobs over the last couple of years, but no one seems to want to take a chance on the 47-year old.  He even said he would play baseball for free, if he won the jackpot. To prove it he reached out to new Dodgers owner Magic Johnson on Twitter. @magicjohnson congrats on...

Jose Canseco killed Al Gore on Twitter

Jose Canseco's Twitter account is quickly becoming a guilty pleasure of mine.  The man is either batsh*t crazy or is fooling all of us with his comedic brilliance.  I'm willing to place my bet on the former, which makes his Twitter account all the more entertaining.  You truly never know what you're going to get with Jose's tweets.  Deadspin has turned them into...

Jose Canseco Preaches Global Warming (and that Al Gore is Dead)

Jose Canseco is a very sane, intelligent, science-oriented person and so, when he speaks up on Twitter about global warming, the plight of polar bears, or even whether Al Gore is alive or dead, we'd all better listen. I'm sure that Al Gore is VERY excited to start working with Jose and to hear Canseco's very wise ideas on how to help the environment.Oh no, wait, he can...

Jose Canseco Breaks The News of Al Gore’s Death…

al gore was a head of his time .i miss him rest in peace buddy hug for u — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012 One problem. Gore is still alive and breathing. Canseco soon learned this from his followers and offered a sincere apology to the former Vice President: sorry al you need to make some more noise .Keep fighting for us i believe in your and i am with you — Jose...

Jose Canseco Will Never EVER Go Away

How the hell do we get rid of this guy? Seriously. Let’s tell him that there’s a team in Outer Mongolia that wants to sign him. He just won’t go away! Here’s his latest: As we all know Magic Johnson’s group bought the Dodgers… Here’s the first piece of good news – Jose wants in! [...]

Jose Canseco Killed Al Gore

Well, sort of.

Magic Johnson's Ownership Group Wins Auction for Dodgers, Jose Canseco Already Looking for Job

Magic Johnson spent much of his NBA career making others around him better. Los Angeles Dodgers fans are hoping that the Hall of Famer can do the same thing for their baseball team as part of the franchise's new ownership group. Johnson and the rest of his ownership group won an auction to purchase the Dodgers on Tuesday night for a little more than $2 billion. The historic deal...

Jose Canseco offers to play for Magic Johnson, Dodgers for free

Now that Magic Johnson’s group has won the Dodgers bidding, it is time to get down to business. Frank McCourt has left Dodgers fans depressed and dejected. Each and every one of them is hopeful that Magic and company can rescue a franchise that was once one of the best in baseball. Once the business aspect of the deal is worked out, assembling a winning team for years to come will...
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