Originally posted on Busted Coverage  |  Last updated 4/3/12

“We’re going to throw it down to Gabriel Roxas who is down in the middle of a bunch of drunken rednecks who never graduated from Kentucky, yet make for good TV, so f-it, take it away Gabriel!” Of course Gabriel is in his sweet blue dress shirt in the middle of a bunch of puking, p*ssing, fornicating rednecks who’re getting a head start on the destruction of Lexington.

Gabriel, being a professional stuck in Lexington, does his thing. “How do you feel?”


Posted: Last night

Premise of Video: Look at that clock in the lower right corner. See it says 12:24 a.m. Kids are in f*cking bed. Sound asleep. Why be so bothered by an f-bomb making the live shot from the streets of Lexington. As a matter of fact, we think the FCC should actually relax the rules after national championships and titles won by teams in Philadelphia. Let these rednecks drop a few f-bombs, let broads flash the camera, etc. Would make staying up for this garbage actually worth your time.

Climax of Video: Bo Duke gets his f-bomb past Gabriel. Ho-hum.

Conclusion: Roxas was promptly knocked out by a J.D. bottle and these rabid dogs threw him on a burning, flipped over Hyundai. The good news is that some sorority chicks saved Gaby from the flames and he’ll have a report tonight at 5:30 on “How The Tri Delts Saved My Life.” Should be a tear jerker.


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