Found December 19, 2011 on Beer Mug Sports:
There was sad news for the golf world last night out of North Korea, as delusional golfing legend Kim Jong Il was reported dead at 73. According to North Korea’s state run media, the diminutive dictator shot a 34 his first time golfing in the 1990's! And no, not at mini-golf, at a championship, par-72 course. He drilled home 5 holes-in-one in his miraculous record breaking round. He was a bona fide natural with the sticks!  Amazing stuff. The world of golf will mourn the loss of this disturbed maniac for years to come, while the rest of the free world seems to think its a good thing he has passed.  Well anyways, RIP Kim Jong Il - the golf legend with the first name of a girl. 
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