I’m sorry, Grimey. Does your son not own a factory downtown?
For this week’s draft we picked factories/plants/production facilities that we would want to take over. I figured we’d all pick really cool places with heavy machinery, robots and gay dance parties. Then Sarah proposed the idea of a Cheesecake Factory factory (it’s a thing) and most of us immediately fell back onto meat, chocolate, booze and recreational drugs. KSK!
1. Sarah – The Factory
Image via Warholstars.
Drugs, cool parties, the Rollings Stones are your hangers-on, 60s-era orgies, and filmmaking. Eventually everyone calls the thing art and you get to sell silkscreens other people made for you.
2. Flubby – Sierra Nevada Brewery
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3. Ape – Foxconn
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I’ll give the workers a solid wage and better working conditions. Sorry if I made your iPhone more expensive.
4. CC – Buffalo Trace Distillery
Image via Southern Living.
Because it’s where Pappy Van Winkle comes from.
5. UM – Château Haut...