Originally written on Bob's Blitz  |  Last updated 11/18/14
David Letterman had 10 sports superstars name their ”Top Ten career highlights at Madison Square Garden.” CBS transcribed: 10) Basketball Hall of Famer Clyde Frazier: “Dishing and swishing, swooping and hooping and a bunch of other rhyming crap.” 9) Hockey Hall of Famer Rod Gilbert: “One time after a game there was an extra puck, so the coach let me keep it.” 8) Two-time NBA All-Star Larry Johnson: “The day I finally learned Knicks was short for Knickerbockers.” 7) Rangers legend Adam Graves: “It’s a tie: winning the Stanley Cup in 1994 and “Disney On Ice.’” 6) Knicks legend John Starks: “Being featured on the Kiss Cam with Jeff Van Gundy.” 5) Former boxer Gerry Cooney: “I once knocked a guy out using nothing but sarcasm.” 4) Basketball Hall of Famer Bill Bradley: “The night I made 10 free throws and won a stuffed Kangaroo.” 3) Rangers goalie Henrik Lundqvist: “Teaching the fans to curse in Swedish.” 2) Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony: “Last season, I led the NBA in scoring and tattoos.” 1) Four-time U.S. Open champion John McEnroe: “The ‘Jonas Brothers’ are splitting up?! I never would have done this lousy show if I had known about the ‘Jonas Brothers.’” **Follow us on Twitter, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return HomeFollow us on Twitter. Subscribe or Return to Bob's Blitz.
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