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By Larry Brown

If you win Super Bowl MVP, some of the perks include receiving a car and winning a trip to Disney World. If you win a championship in American pro sports, one of the lesser-known perks is getting a night with adult movie star Lisa Ann. 

Lisa Ann is retired from the adult film industry, but she is a huge sports fan and even hosts a Sirius/XM fantasy sports show. She loves to meet and sleep with athletes and attend their games. She also offers herself her cooking as a trophy to champs. 

As she told Mad Dog Sports Radio’s Evan Cohen and Mike Babchik Monday, Lisa Ann has offered to provide a home-cooked meal to all the players on championship teams.

“Any team that wins anything I promise all the players a home-cooked meal,” Lisa Ann said of her offer. 

The 43-year-old recently cooked for a Golden State Warriors player, who decided to cash in on the reward. 

“I cooked a champion a champion meal. I made salmon, vegetable, salad, rice,” she told the hosts. Lisa Ann also says she and the Warriors player caught up on the HBO show “Ballers” in between some moments of intimacy. 

Lisa Ann, who likes them young (remember the college player she hung out with?), says the player was in Los Angeles for training. She says they had been texting for two years but that was their first time meeting. Best of all? The athlete told Lisa Ann he would help introduce her to players on teams where she doesn’t already have connections.

Oh, and just so you don’t get too worried, Lisa Ann says she does not mess up marriages and reassures everyone that this player was single. Guess that means we can cross MVP Steph Curry and running mate Klay Thompson off the mystery man list.

This article first appeared on Larry Brown Sports and was syndicated with permission.

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