Originally posted on The Sports Bank  |  Last updated 7/14/13
Lolo Jones seems kinda crazy. Whoever nicknamed her “Coco Loco” is kind of a genius. The hurdler/sprinter and America’s second most famous virgin (Tim Tebow is #1) is constantly making headlines for saying and doing controversial things. So even though Coco Loco sounds like a drink you order on a cruise ship off the coast of St. Thomas, and it is, it’s also perfect to describe bobsledder Lolo Jones. Hey, at least Lolo Jones is keeping herself relevant in a non-olympics year. The Bear Trap Entertainment All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party take places tomorrow night at the Playboy Mansion. There will be a Celebrity Bigg City Bourré Tournament. Proceeds from the event will benefit The Artists and Athletes Alliance. I know what you’re thinking, Lolo Jones is going to a party to kick off what?? This is the LAMEST week in the calendar for all of sports! No one cares about the stupid MLB All-Star game, and certainly NO ONE CARES about the MLB All-Star skills competition. What Lolo Jones is kicking off at the playboy party is sports awards show week, which is just code for the ESPYs. ESPN is very smart to have their self-referential, self-gratifying “awards show” this week, traditionally the worst in all sports news. Awards shows do really well in the homosexual male demographic. So this week, as much as media members hate it, is like Christmas to homosexual male sports fans. Celebrities expected to attend the Playboy Mansion party include: Will Smith, Warren Moon, Rob Kardashian, Lolo Jones, Chris Tucker, DeSean Jackson, Carmen Electra, Bode Miller, Ryan Sheckler, Kenny Lofton, Rick Fox, Clay Matthews, Greg Jennings, Cristina Milian, Anquan Boldin, Jacoby Jones, Jermichael Finley, Chevy Chase, Hanley Ramirez, Scottie Pippen, Nelly and more. Paul M. Banks is the owner of The Sports Bank.net, an affiliate of Fox Sports. He does a radio spot twice a week for 95.7 The Fan. Follow him on Twitter and Facebook The post Lolo Jones attending Playboy Mansion party appeared first on The Sports Bank.Net.
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