Originally written on Sons of Roto  |  Last updated 10/17/14
In Italy, admiring the statue of DavidPhoto Credit: Caroline Bonarde Ucci Welcome to “John Travolta Numbers.” You know, because John Travolta lies (naked, for potentially gay masseuses) and whores (naked, for potentially gay masseuses). Think that joke is a stretch? Well, my retort is that I stretched your moms out last night, and I didn’t even need to pose as a masseuse (though if I did, it would be a totally hetero disguise complete with beef jerky and matted-together issues of “Greasy V’s” magazine).More after the jump: The statistic: 89.4 mphThe player: Carlos ZambranoI’m having a hard time understanding why Zambrano is only owned in 34-percent of leagues. I thought that perhaps it was the one win on his ledger, but figured fantasy baseball owners were far enough along to know that wins are fueled by fortune. Then I thought, well, it has to be the fact that his fastball is averaging under 90 mph, which (coupled with his .234 BABIP) may make owners think that this hot start t...
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