Montana State Football Recruit Dismissed for Role in Most Ill-Advised Bake Sale Ever

Connor Thomas had planned on playing football this fall for Montana State, and like the majority of college bound students, needed to make a little extra cash for school.  So Thomas decided to sell some brownies at an impromptu bake sale at an all-night graduation party.  Unfortunately for Thomas, things didn’t work out so well, after several members of his graduating class got ill after ingesting some of Thomas’ delicious baked goods. Maybe he used too much cocoa.  Or maybe he hadn’t noticed that the butter had spoiled. Wait, I know what made Thomas’ classmates sick—it was the marijuana he had laced the brownies with. Yeah, selling brownies to make a few extra bucks is good—selling pot brownies to make a few extra bucks is bad, or so the law says anyway.  Montana State, it seems, would agree with the law that selling pot brownies is a no-no, after dismissing the high-school recruit from their program.  Thomas was ratted out by a couple of 17-year...