MORON: THE COACHING SEARCH.

Posted January 13, 2013

 

WHEN Dave Spadaro tells you not to worry or not to panic  ( http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/news/dave-spadaro/article-1/No-Need-For-Worry-Eagles-Fans/73999a63-837b-49af-9e76-f17ee11983d3 ) , it's officially time to yell "We're all gonna die!", set your hair on fire, and jump out of a window. The man is simply not to be believed when it comes to ANYTHING regarding the Eagles Front Office.

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No need for worry they say, as they get blown off FOR THE THIRD TIME IN TWO WEEKS, by a college coach. Jeffrey Lurie has even gotten on a plane to court at least one of them. When was the last time a company owner brought the interview to YOU? It reeks of desperation.

We're now past embarrassing at this point. Full-on humiliation looms ahead.

Look, either Lurie is too dumb to see he's REPEATEDLY being played for leverage; or Lurie already knows nobody top-shelf would come here because of Howie Roseman; or football people see this franchise is about to go over a cliff and they don't want to get their fingerprints on the coming train-wreck. So we almost have to expect an underwhelming signing. I'd love a Gus Bradley or Vic Fangio, since we can't get Bill Cowher or the GOOD Gruden (instead of his brother Jay.), and if the Eagles get either guy GREAT! I just don't see them being able to pull it off.

We will get someone. And when we do, the Eagles will roll out that old chestnut "This was our guy all along" line of BS they're so good at parroting when they screw the pooch on Draft Day. It'll be interesting to see how fast they throw "their guy" under the bus, if he doesn't make them look like geniuses for hiring a dark horse.

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