My Phone Call To Brian Cashman

Cashman: "Hello, Brian Cashman." Keith: "Hey Brian, this is Keith." "Keith!  How is my favorite semi-famous blogger?" "I'm good Cash.  How are you?" "The Yankees are tied for first place so I'm great!  Hey, you told me last week that you were staying in a hotel room right next to Erin Andrews.  Did you get a chance to see her?" "Uh, yeah.  I, uh, saw her.  She was quite...revealing.  Which reminds me, I'm probably going to need you to help me find a lawyer—but that's not why I called.  As a fan of the New York Yankees there's something I can't quite understand, and since you're the general manager, naturally I feel I ought to ask you?" "Sure, buddy.  What's up?" "Why aren't we trying to trade for Roy Halladay, whom last I checked, was the best pitcher in the solar system?" "Keith, what did I tell you about reading...