Found January 09, 2012 on Pyle of List: Yardbarker Blogger Network
INT. LOCKER ROOM Cade enters. Slams the door. Kicks at a locker. Misses. CADE: Damn it! I suck! Nick Saban enters. The room grows colder. Cade can see his breath. NICK SABAN: Cade, calm down. It’s just practice. And that woman’s going to be fine. CADE: What was she even doing in the bleachers anyway? NICK SABAN: She works on the grounds crew. Said she wanted to know what it was like to sit at the 50-yard line. CADE: I’m going to lose the game for us, Coach. I can just feel it. NICK SABAN: You’re not going to lose the game. You know how I know? CADE: How? Nick Saban stares at him intently. NICK SABAN: Because I can see the future. CADE: Are you joking? Nick Saban keeps staring intently. NICK SABAN: Yes. I am joking. Though now I wish I had asked for that power when I… nevermind. Cade, have a seat. Cade sits down on the bench. Nick Saban climbs up onto it. NICK SABAN: You’re too nervous out there. You need to relax. I can help you with that if you l...
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