No One Rose Should Have All That Power

There's been some talk lately about coming up with a nickname for Derrick Rose. (That thar link is to a video; the Rose nickname stuff is around the 15 minute mark. Or you can just take my word for it.) The ones thrown around in the above link include Deep Dish, The Separator, and Space Provider. Needless to say, all three are Moby Dick-sized failwhales.Anyway, I've been thinking about this some, and like all fine denizens of our fair, fallen city, I've spent about 30-40% of my conscious hours over the past month listening to Mr. West's My Beautiful, Dark, Twisted Fantasy. It's probably no coincidence, then, that recently, after every ridiculous Rose jump-stop layup, obscene display of vertical, or last second dagger from Kedzie Avenue, I've taken to screaming aloud: "Everybody knows he's a ************* monster!" (It might also be no coincidence that my new neighbors have taken to eying me warily when passing by in the hallway.)Now, I reali...