Nobody was spared at the Jimmie Johnson roast in Vegas

Now that the NASCAR season is done and everyone can relax a bit, we're starting to have a little more fun from our loosened-up drivers. Normally welded-down, they're starting to enjoy themselves with the grind of weekly racing done for a couple months.Case in point: Wednesday night's roast of Jimmie Johnson, one which -- if we can judge by this article by Terry Blount -- was more fun than a barrel full of Poconos. As the focus of the evening's ceremonies, Johnson naturally took plenty of grief from his fellow drivers. Some gems, as reported by Blount:Denny Hamlin: "The only thing faster than Jimmie's car is his receding hairline."Kasey Kahne: "Jimmie, you're the man who has it all: money, a gorgeous wife, four championships and a great personality. Well, you do have money, a gorgeous wife and four championships."And, the evening's winner, from Ryan Newman: "Wow. Four championships in a row, Jimmie. I bet you wish you could do that...