NORV. YOU SUCK.

  Terrible.  You just plain suck as a head coach.  Just pathetic and what really sucks about how bad you suck is that you don’t know that you suck.  Well….Norv.  Baby.  You f’n suck!  The suck-meter is pegged out.  If you have sewing needles near, poke ‘em in your eyes… then suck on them.  Nearby pliers?  Yeah,  consider a yank to the gonads to sober you up from your suck denial.  You should take up drinking.  Piss yourself until your pants are sopping wet.  We’d feel sorry for you and — at least — say you suck because you’re a drunk, not because you just suck.   I did some research to come up with other coaches in history that suck more than your lame ass.  It was difficult, because you suck such a high hard one…..it was rough, tough, suck pickings….but,  below is a list of potentially suckier coaches over the years: Dennis Hopper – Hoosiers This drunk was in the Norv ballpark of suckiness, and just slightly w...