Found September 19, 2013 on Total Sports Blog:
I’d imagine Chloe would probably make a decent linebacker Dear DirecTV, You see the picture above?  I couldn’t put together a better physical embodiment of your service if I had traded a couple of 8-balls to Lamar Odom for his wife and sister-in-law (and whoever that 3rd wheel hiding behind the over-sized aviators is) and took that  photo myself.  The only thing that would make it more perfect is if I scrambled the image.  I feel compelled to write this letter because much like Lamar’s detox symptoms, your television service is a headache that I just can’t get rid of. I mean that.  I can’t get rid of you.  You’re the only option in my apartment building, and if I were to decline your service I’d be without television like some sort of hipster living on the 5th floor of a Brooklyn walk-up who prefers to spend his money on skinny jeans and decorative scarves than your ****** service.  With the extra $20 a month for an HD DVR and additional $20.99 I pay just so I can watch AMC’s Breaking
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