Found September 19, 2013 on Total Sports Blog:
I’d imagine Chloe would probably make a decent linebacker Dear DirecTV, You see the picture above?  I couldn’t put together a better physical embodiment of your service if I had traded a couple of 8-balls to Lamar Odom for his wife and sister-in-law (and whoever that 3rd wheel hiding behind the over-sized aviators is) and took that  photo myself.  The only thing that would make it more perfect is if I scrambled the image.  I feel compelled to write this letter because much like Lamar’s detox symptoms, your television service is a headache that I just can’t get rid of. I mean that.  I can’t get rid of you.  You’re the only option in my apartment building, and if I were to decline your service I’d be without television like some sort of hipster living on the 5th floor of a Brooklyn walk-up who prefers to spend his money on skinny jeans and decorative scarves than your ****** service.  With the extra $20 a month for an HD DVR and additional $20.99 I pay just so I can watch AMC’s Breaking

Khloe Kardashian Being Advised to Divorce Lamar Odom

Unlike her sister Kim Kardashian, Khloe seems to want to work it out with alleged crackhead Lamar Odom. But, since the Kardashians are a brand, her mother wants her to pull the plug on her marriage according to Radar Online. Even though she’s been crushed by new cheating claims, Khloe Kardashian is clinging onto what’s left her topsy-turvy marriage with Lamar Odom and is STILL...
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