O's for the O's

O's for the O's, our orange friends up the roadWhose owner, it happens, is a godawful toadWe've got little to boast when it’s time to get hatin'But as bad as things are, our owner's not SatanP is for Presidents running aroundThey get your hopes up, but then Teddy falls downIt’s a good thing they’re there and a good thing they runIt’s the only time Nats fans see something that’s funThanks to