Guess what, Ladies?!! It’s that time of year again…
No, not holiday cups at Starbucks or the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I’m talking about the one time of year that you’ll catch me actually purchasing a magazine instead of reading the entire thing while pretending I’m in line at the checkout counter. People Magazine does it right with their annual ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ issue and this year they’ve gone with a whole new theme. The magazine selected the sexiest man from all 50 states and released the names this morning. In keeping with the Cosby Sweaters demographic, I’ll spend less time talking about Channing Tatum’s abs (OMG, did you see Magic Mike?) and get to the athletes you guys care about.
No surprise here, Tom Brady nabbed the state of Michigan.
Miami Heat point guard Mario Chalmers is holding it down for Alaska.
And in a stunning turn of events, Apolo Anton Ohno is apparently the sexiest man from the state of Washington.
I meaaan, everyone loves a good soul patch?