Found April 28, 2013 on JOCKpost:
So we’re in the fourth week of our ESPN Fantasy Baseball league and the stupid s**t that used to happen to me over and over again happened again this year. I was kicking my opponent’s ass all week. The scores were usually 9-1-1 or 8-1-2, you know, that kind of ass-beating. Then, two days ago my team completely forgot how to hit the ball and every single person couldn’t buy a f**king hit. My team went 9 for 83 in the last three days. Still, I was winning this afternoon 6-1-4. But then I texted my brother (who is also in the league) and told him, “Watch this, my team’s gonna choke on the last at-bat like they did every other week last year.” He thought I trying to whine even when I win. Well, I f**king lost 3-4-4. You know how? Because the guy I was playing against had his team play out of their f**king minds today. But still, even to the very end, he needed Miguel Cabrera AND Austin Jackson to hit home runs. Guess what f**king happened? Miguel Cabrera and Austin Jackson both hit f**king home runs. And I lost this week. F**k this s**t. I f**king hate fantasy baseball. This is bulls**t. Why do these f**king miracles always happen against me?!?! WHAT THE ******* ****!!?!?!? P.S. Hey Josh Hamilton, WHY CAN’T YOU HIT THE ******* BALL ANYMORE?!?!
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