Somebody, ANYBODY, Please Take The Microphone Away From Terrell Owens

The saying goes, "you should never be afraid to speak your mind." It's a good saying, words to live by even, as long as you don't take them literally. Like all adages, it's only true in the general and/or rhetorical sense.  If you are a semi-intelligent and thoughtful person, you should almost never shy from giving voice to said thoughts. On the other hand, if you're a borderline moron who lacks even the most porous filter between your misfiring neurons and your mouth, then you should probably live in constant fear. Oh, if it were only that simple... Unfortunately, Terrell Owens—like many who answer to some semblance of the latter description— is no coward.  On the field or behind the microphone. There are some absolute gems in there, stuff only a gifted gabber like Terrible O could spew forth.  Stuff like, "Vick is a guy that really hasn't had any character issues besides [the dog-fighting incident]," or "the c...