Found October 11, 2013 on Los That Sports Blog:
Tweet Making his debut The fight world is buzzing. It is finally going to happen. Fictional Ultimate Cage Karate has its first official dream match. ******** commissioner, Anthony Ramsey, has been working incredibly hard to make this happen, but the time has come — a god damn Unicorn is going to battle it out with a freaking Lobster at **** 1: Unilobster or Lobicorn, live at the Taylor Community Center!                                        Tale of the Tape                                                                                                      Unicorn Name Lobster                                                                                                     Ageless    Age        13                                                             @GodDamnUnicorn4323     Twitter  @FightingLobster98                                   3’6″ on all floors/8’4″ standing on hooves  Height   0’7″                                                                Eleventy-billion pounds     Weight    three-pounds pre-boiled                                                                           Your kid’s dreams      Hometown    Maine                                                                                                           BJJ    Style          Boxer                                                                4564651616556456-0       Record      Debut Here is how the rest card looks as of October, 11th: (Under Card) Teddy Ruxpin vs Shout from The Fresh Beat Band Skip Bayless vs Rick Reilly Craig James vs 7 Random Hookers Snake Plissken vs Sergeant Slaughter Fantasia vs Jennifer Hudson Marty Jannetty vs Bastion Booger (Dark Card) Your diginity vs Free Admission We will have full analysis when this card gets closer and….. As always, come back to LTSB for all your **** news.  
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