Making his debut
The fight world is buzzing. It is finally going to happen. Fictional Ultimate Cage Karate has its first official dream match. ******** commissioner, Anthony Ramsey, has been working incredibly hard to make this happen, but the time has come — a god damn Unicorn is going to battle it out with a freaking Lobster at **** 1: Unilobster or Lobicorn, live at the Taylor Community Center!
Tale of the Tape
Unicorn Name Lobster
Ageless Age 13
@GodDamnUnicorn4323 Twitter @FightingLobster98
3’6″ on all floors/8’4″ standing on hooves Height 0’7″
Eleventy-billion pounds Weight three-pounds pre-boiled
Your kid’s dreams Hometown Maine
BJJ Style Boxer
4564651616556456-0 Record Debut
Here is how the rest card looks as of October, 11th:
Teddy Ruxpin vs Shout from The Fresh Beat Band
Skip Bayless vs Rick Reilly
Craig James vs 7 Random Hookers
Snake Plissken vs Sergeant Slaughter
Fantasia vs Jennifer Hudson
Marty Jannetty vs Bastion Booger
Your diginity vs Free Admission
We will have full analysis when this card gets closer and…..
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