Found September 19, 2013 on
I wouldn’t blame you if you refused to read this based on the phrase “Instagram twerks,” but it involves rapidly-jiggly ladybutts, so I urge you to stick with it.
We live in a twerk-obessed, post-Miley Cyrus world. “Twerk” has been added to the Oxford Dictionary, Jimmy Kimmel is manipulating a world of people who thought a lady would seriously twerk above a table covered in lit candles and every day Miley herself is somewhere making a dwarf twerk and making it worse. There is no end in sight. Cough.
Knowing this, WTA #2-ranked tennis pro Victoria Azarenka took to the most Miley Cyrus of phone apps, Instagram, and shared an exercise machine-assisted twerk. Lay down and take it, Internet.
Needs more Don’t Drop That Thun Thun. Can somebody convince Maria Sharapova to upload a video yet? Better yet, can somebody fish Anna Kournikova out of storage and teach her how to twerk?
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Victoria Azarenka, who is the WTA’s #2 player currently, took to Instagram to show off a Miley Cyrus inspired dance, of sorts. Azarenka and former WTA player Meilen Tu each hopped on a jiggling exercise machine, and the result was a couple twerks that are hard to match. The machines acted as a P.E.D. of sorts for twerk, so expect to see an asterix next to the twerk in the record...
Tennis stars do not get the attention they deserve. Have you ever tried to play that game? It isn't easy! If they gave points for hitting the ball out of the court--sort of a home run but for tennis--I might be pretty good but with the way the rules currently are that is a bad thing.
As challenging as the game is I don't players get the attention they deserve--unless their...
Move over ratchet-ass Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth has a hot new piece on his arm. Eiza González is the sexy Mexican act…
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Miley Cyrus inspired machine. Now everybody can work and #twerk
It looks like Liam Hemsworth has already moved on from his twerking ex- Miley Cyrus. On Tuesday, Hemsworth was seen kissing upcoming singer/actress Eiza Gongalez outside her apartement in Beverly Hills. A few days earlier, the duo was spotted clubbing in Las Vegas where they first met. At the club, they chatted and kissed all […]
This is where we are at today society. Victoria Azarenka, ranked as the WTA’s No. 2 player, twerked on exercise equipment.
Eat your heart out Miley Cyrus.
In case you thought the other woman in the looked familiar it is none other then former WTA player Meilen Tu.