The Age of The Robot Is Upon Us!

Well. This is it. The Robot era has arrived.A lot of us expected this to happen Opening Week of 2010 instead of Week 4 of the 2009 season. But keep in mind that Chad Pennington is made mostly of glass and hay, and that it would've been a miracle had he survived the entire season intact. So, ready or not, the Chad Henne chapter opens. Chad Henne will officially become the 13th starting quarterback for the Miami Dolphins since Dan Marino retired in 1999. I'm not one to believe in signs or horoscopes unless the news is good and involves some sort of run in with my face and Scarlett Johansson's tits. But I'd like to think that the number 13 carries some kind of kismet to it. But then again, Jesus hates us so who the hell knows.One thing is for sure, Henne has a lot of important people beleiving in him. Offensive coordinator Dan Henning sticks to his claim that The Robot will be just as good as Matt Ryan and Joe Flacco. And Jason Taylor tells us Henne will be good. Anoth...