The "Free LeBron James Getting Posterized" Movement Gathers Steam

We all want to see the footage of LeBron getting dunked on, but Nike squirreled away the tapes in its secret underground Portland vault, and all we do is bitch. But the Internet's premier trolls actually did something about it. 4chan, helpfully described as "the asshole of the Internet," also has some boards that don't traffic in furry porn and Raptor Jesus. Specifically, /sp/ their sports board. The lovable scamps discovered that Nike has live customer support chat. What follows are selected unedited transcripts. If only Mumia had such devoted supporters. Ann: Hi, my name is Ann. How may I help you? Joy Cotlor: Hi Ann...LeBaron James is my favorite athlete, so that's why I only buy Nike Joy Cotlor: I've been looking for Lebron video that happened this week Joy Cotlor: But someone said Nike took all the copies Joy Cotlor: Do you know anything about it Joy Cotlor: ? Ann: Hi Joy Ann: The Lebron video! Ann: I have been hearing about that video! Joy Cotlor: You...