Originally written on The Nosebleeds  |  Last updated 10/17/14
Our buddies over at LobShots.com posted this voicemail earlier today and oh my lawddd is it great. Here’s the description, from LobShots:
I bet you didn’t wake up this morning thinking your day would become amazing listening to a voicemail, did you? Well… prepare to have your life changed because believe it or not… this happened. I swear to you, this is real. You can’t make this stuff up. Our buddy works at a Staffing Agency and on Monday morning, he had this gem waiting for him on his voicemail. The rest is history. This audio does not have a single dull moment, every single line this joker says is pure gold. He’s the Scrooge McDuck of voicemails.
A beautiful, terminally ill inventor/photographer/genius with a resume that will blow your arm off and is willing to do ANYTHING, even shovel ****, for a few hundred bucks a month? SO legit! We’d be fools to not hire this guy. Somebody get me this guy’s info STAT.
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