Sacramento Kings fan Zach Stochl is a man of his word. He made some sort of a bet with a friend and went under the needle last night to pay up with a giant smiling Greg Oden photo tattooed to his ass. Yes, Greg Odenâ€™s smiling mug is permanently on Zachâ€™s ass.
I was just making my normal Greg Oden rounds and this is what I find.
I canâ€™t sleeping knowing what is going to happen to me tomorrowâ€¦. what has my life come to.
Iâ€™ve never had my pants down this long in a room full of dudes.
No one can ever tell me to man up, I just pulled the ultimate man up.
Ointment be sticking to my shortsâ€¦.
Weâ€™re still efforting information from Zach, but it looks like there was some sort of Portland vs. Sacramento 2011-12 better record bet. Those numbers represent the final records for both teams.
Zach should actually be commended for being a man of his word, sticking with a horrible Kings franchise and actually tweeting a photo of his new ass tat.
My man, that ass is about to go viral.
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