The Most Awesomest Picture of Jared Allen you Have Seen Yet

I don’t know why, nor do I really care, but Jared Allen has apparently been attacked by a wild pack of (Timber?)wolves/dogs. Well, that’s not true. I do know why, at least partially. He was taking part in some type of training activity apparently during his recent USO Tour in Afghanistan. The end result is obviously horrific. Or wait, awesome. In the two picture provided you can see that Allen is heavily protected, but also the first image here totally had me thinking that the other soldiers were sipping coffee while watching Jared get his **** attacked. Then I realized cameras and still thought, “It’d be funnier if it was coffee”. The second picture is actually just a dream. O_O I think that’s some kind of internet emoticon. This all begs the question; why wasn’t this Childress during his recent USO Tour? Maybe we could be celebrating a new coach by now.