THE WRATH OF ANNE FRANK.

Posted July 02, 2013

NFL.com reporter Gregg Rosenthal became the first casualty of the war today when Anne Frank (a.k.a. EZ) tried to use Rosenthal as a weapon. Fortunately the Rosenthal weapon was redirected and detonated in face of mizz Frank who was reported to be "on vacation". (Note the "air quotation marks".)

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I told EZ he wasn't safe and suddenly he has an emergency "vacation" to take?

Does anyone else recall this note left by EZ?:

"Dear YB, I can't go on like this. I'm a woman trapped in a man's-"

Wait. Wrong note. I got his and Greentildeath's stuff mixed up...Here we go:

"This will be the last time I write for a while. I'm going on vacation for a while. You guys keep up the site while I'm gone. I'll catch you all in a week or so."

Here's the link: 

http://www.yardbarker.com/forum/3/57/discussion/going_on_vacation/13945672

That was written just ONE DAY AGO!

Then TODAY he comes at ME with a post based on an article based on a blurb written by the aforementioned Gregg Rosenthal regarding just DAY ONE of Raider mini-camp. Here's the link: 

http://www.yardbarker.com/forum/3/57/discussion/this_is_soooooo_funny_i_had_to_share_it/13953508

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EZ isn't on vacation, he's in hiding. He's in my attic, hoping I don't hear him. What's he doing up there, you ask? He's training. Anne Frank "done runned off" to my attic to get his mental Stallone on! Doing mental chin-ups to be able to hang with me once things pick up.

Good move. His debating has always been weak and poorly focused. Better to spend sometime boning up so maybe he can make a decent point or two and maybe even teach me something. 

I thought he'd be away longer but Anne Frank came out of hiding too fast today and got the Clubber Lang treatment. Now he's up there in my attic without a Mickey, trying to get his "swoll on" without making any noise. 

Eventually this season as the light fades and his eyes start to close, Anne Frank will hear me shout those five little words, too late now to listen to: You shoulda NEVER came back!

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