This Just In: Denard is Fast

Just how fast? 21.82 miles per hour in the open field. I don't know about you, but forget fake 40 times – give me mph! You'll notice at the 1:33 mark, Shoelace's breaking ability is compared to the same G-forces as experienced in a space shuttle launch. Yeah...the space shuttle. Space! YAY, ESPN! I know I said content would be sparse non-existant until after Christmas, but I had to post this. Now, observe said holiday. window.dctile = Number(window.dctile) + 1 || 1; window.dc_ord = Number(window.dc_ord) || Math.floor(Math.random() * 1E10); if (dctile==1) {var vdcopt = 'ist';} else {vdcopt = '';} if (17>dctile) document.write('\n');