Originally posted on Five Tool Tool  |  Last updated 6/18/13
If It's Tuesday, He's Under Arrest 10) The little-known concept of proactive community service, or building up a bank9) Best way to remind everyone that he's somehow still alive and in the league8) Has so much to share with young guys about how to keep the stripper trip and Rain Event economical7) Doesn't remember doing this last year, and won't remember doing it this year6) Has to fill those tedious minutes every day when he's not in jail, in court, or locked down under curfew5) It's going to be in Aurora, OH, which is not Cincinnati, so, hey, maybe he's not that big of an idiot after all4) It's a little known fact that no NFL rookies got in trouble last year, all due to Pac Man's sterling example3) Troy Vincent is the NFL's vice president of player engagement, and a notorious practical joker2) Maurice Clarett needed a wingman, and OJ Simpson and Rae Carruth were not available1) Jones is setting up his resume for the spectacular Act 2 of his American life, where he becomes the mos...
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