Two Old-Timey Bulls Talk Oil Prospecting

Say, Bradford. Might I interest you in some tips on how one might acquire that oil, son? Indeed, Josiahkim. That would interest me a great deal, for I often seek to acquire that oil, son. 'Tis a simple process, my dear friend Bradford. Do tell. The first step is finding a location that may provide you the opportunity for oil acquistion, son. Naturally, yes. This, likely, would be my backyard where I often spend time shootin' at some food. Yes, yes, of course. Once you have found this oil acquisition location, simply throw an ice pick at that oil, son. An ice pick? Yes, an ice pick, Bradford. Interesting, Josiahkim. But where shall I store my oil, son? Oh, Bradford! Dost ye know nothing about acquiring that oil, son? I must admit, Josiahkim, I have never acquired that oil, son. Fair enough. After ice picking said oil, simply collect that oil which is now spurting in to a burlap sack. A burlap sack? Yes, Bradford. Your finest burlap sack. Oh, the choices! My collection is so g...