VIDEO: Don’t Bring Your Trailer-Trash Mom To Your Intramural Hockey Game, Unless You’d Like To Hear A Rant That Makes George Carlin Blush

Quick question: What’s worse than being 28 years old and having your mom come to watch your rec league hockey games? How about when a minor fight breaks out involving you and your mom empties the urban dictionary of profane things to scream at the top of her lungs at the dude your fighting, and proceeds to be caught on tape. Good God, I’d hate to hear what this woman would do at her son’s football game. Perhaps call out the linebacker that tackles him as being the deathspawn of Satan himself. -NEIL