Video: Tractor goes all “Maximum Overdrive” at Canadian Walmart

Frump’s seen a lot of good pranks go down at Walmart (not really), but this one clearly takes the cake (by default). At 6+ minutes, this video may require something closer to one of those ancient, 20th century internet attention spans, but then the random, meaningless destruction is probably well worth the wait. Here’s the long and short of it: Apparently someone hijacked a tractor hanging out in or around the Richmond Hill Walmart’s parking lot; started her up; tied the steering wheel down to ensure a pleasant, circular driving experience; and then bailed. Pretty dang exciting, huh? Well, it was for the several Richmond Hill onlookers watching the tractor go round-and-round for a good five minutes while waiting for the fuzz to arrive. Given none of them appeared to be truly freaking out, I’m assuming the owners of the innocent cars destroyed in this tractor demolition derby were still inside taking advantage of Walmart’s rock-bottom prices. If anyone h...