Three weeks ago, the Redskins traveled to Pittsburgh to get weirded out by bumblebee uniforms and drop a bunch of passes. It’s worked out pretty much as planned. The lone exception being that whatever bizarre scheme that Warrrshington COOCH Mike Shanahan had concocted to start a new life was foiled by someone who raided a briefcase he left in the locker room.
After his team lost to the Steelers, 27-12, on Oct. 28, Shanahan complained to Steelers and stadium security officials that $3,700 and his passport were missing from a leather briefcase that was left unsecured in an open locker during the game. A security officer said Shanahan was visibly upset.
Despite being told that the locker room was secured throughout the game, Shanahan chose to file a report with Pittsburgh police.
Why exactly was Shanny taking his passport and a bunch of cash with him to Pittsburgh? Under the impression that Yinzburgh is a separate country with a towel-based economy? Perhaps Shanahan was planning to fa...