The first five minutes of the highly anticipated second season of ‘American Horror Story’ were released yesterday, giving us our first glance at Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine and ‘Step Up’ star Jenna Dewan-Tatum as the pair known as “The Lovers.” Not surprisingly, given the context of the show, things don’t go very well for them. Take a look:
OK, well, first off: Adam Levine needs to stick to singing, and doing whatever he does for NBC’s ‘The Voice.’ Acting isn’t his thing. Granted, all of his lines are basically cringe-inducing (which comes back to poor writing), but he’s doing virtually nothing to help us move past that.
The whole thing is incredibly predictable. I mean, did anyone expect them to have a grand ol’ time in the Killbox, err, former institution for the criminally insane? The second they stopped having sex to check out the eerie noise, you knew they were doomed. How many times have we seen a person in a horror movie/show reach into a slot in the wall, pretend to get