While I was away: Memphis, Louisville and more Binghamton

Yesterday, I sat in my house and waited for a Large Internet Provider That Starts With a C technician to show up. He never did. Turns out my Internet-less day was the result of a "massive outage" in my area, one that made me very unhappy. (So unhappy I had to eat ice cream and play video games to get over the angst. It worked.) But that's over now. I regained the Internet last evening, which means it's time to catch up on what I missed over the past four days. Let's do that, huh? • Ever seen someone only charged with resisting arrest? ShareBro Flubby made this point via Google Reader yesterday, but how can you be arrested -- as Louisville's Terrence Jennings and Jerry Smith were on Saturday night in Jeffersonville, Ind., which is a quaint, dilapidated river town just across the border from Louisville -- for merely resisting arrest? That's thus far the only charge Jennings and Smith have been given. Just how does that work? (For what it's worth,...